Did you know facts (+ commentary)!

• Did you know wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times
• If this is the case then wear them for 59 minutes and then just take them off and put them back on
• Did you know the Eiffel Tower in Paris weighs over 1000 elephants
• No, because 1,000 elephants would fall down and then you would only be weighing one. (I'm not sure what I'm talking about either...)
• Hey, just like you!
• Did you know that whenever I type "Did you know" I keep accidentally adding an n?
• Yes, I did.
• 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die during the movie.
• Did you know?... In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays)
• Did you know?...On average, 90% Dutch teenagers can speak fluent English whereas only 80% American teenagers can speak fluent English. (Just incase you didnt know, English is not the first langauge of The Netherlands.)
• Did you know?...In Texas, a recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Only in Texas....
• Did you know that I think the source is reliable but have no reason to actually believe it is for these facts?
• http://www.area51newmexico.com/page8.php
• Did you know grapes explode in the microwave?
• Well duh, everybody knows that if you put TNT inside a grape it will explode.
• On that note, peanuts are apparently an ingredient in dynamite.
• Did you know that on THAT note, I'm gonna try and find a site that I trust more for these facts
• Did you know I am not a yeti?
• Did you know hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words?
• Ok, so it has a shorter name too I think, but this is still an official name for it
• Did you know if you start saying 'toy boat' over and over (fast like a tonguetwister) you'll probably start using something similar to a British accent?
• Works even better if you are already using a British accent
• At least I think its British.... last time I checked anyway
• Did you know you are more likely to be attacked by a cow than by a shark?
• Moo.
• Did you know more die every year from coconuts falling on their heads than shark attacks
• Same with vending machine
• And I think Lightning too
• Did you know hippo milk's pink?
• Did you know I've gotten bored of writing commentary?
• It's true
• Did you know that apparently ice cream is Chinese!?!?!?!?
• Why can't I have that for dinner at a Chinese restaurant then?
• Did you know "Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo" is a grammatically complete sentence?
• Did you know?
• Did you know in Mel Brooks' 'Silent Movie,' mime Marcel Marceau is the only person with a speaking role?
• Did you know that Narwhals are awesome?
• Did you know that I once had to do a school project about flying narwhals?
• Did you know that I had to wear a toga twice for school project purposes during one school year?
• Did you know that the two above facts both are about the same class in the same year?
• Did you know that bacon tastes awesome?
• Did you know that there's an article on Wikipedia called Bacon Mania?

First post.

Well, a lot of posts won't, but I'm gonna try and make my first post match the blog name, out of context. So here's some random stuff I've said, heard somebody else say, or heard on a tv show taken out of context (note that I try to make these quotes exact)

• Shoot that toaster right now or I'll kill your family
• A sqwonk (yes, that's how its spelled) is an animal native to South Africa with a koala's head, a lion's body, the legs of a snake, a narwhal horn for its tail.
• Man, that girl is really mad at that cheese!
• Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. (Okay, so this isn't an out of context thing, it was just taken from a website. I just thought I'd add it)

I might add some more stuff later.